Exams: Ten Things I Hate About You

10. you happen twice a year, when I only get one birthday
9. you make me doubt my intelligence, self-worth, and reason for existing
8. you ruin the coming of spring
7. you interfere with Christmas shopping
6. you stress me out
5. you look nothing like the practice exams
4. you make me get up early and think at a time of day during which I'd rather be sleeping
3. you make me an emotional wacko
2. you conspire with the usually congenial profs
1. you determine my future