From The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Travel
(one of my awesome birthday presents)
How to Foil a UFO Abduction:
1. Do not panic
The extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may sense your fear and act rashly.
2. Control your thoughts
Do not think of anything violent or upsetting - the EBE may have the ability to read your mind. Try to avoid mental images of abduction (boarding the saucer, anal probes); such images may encourage them to take you.
3. Resist verbally
Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.
4. Resist mentally
Picture your enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.
5. Resist physically
Physical resistance should be used only as a last resort. Go for the EBE's eyes (if they have any) - you will not konw what its other, more sensitive areas are.
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