Thursday, January 18, 2007
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Things You Should Know
From The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Travel
(one of my awesome birthday presents)
How to Foil a UFO Abduction:
1. Do not panic
The extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may sense your fear and act rashly.
2. Control your thoughts
Do not think of anything violent or upsetting - the EBE may have the ability to read your mind. Try to avoid mental images of abduction (boarding the saucer, anal probes); such images may encourage them to take you.
3. Resist verbally
Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.
4. Resist mentally
Picture your enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.
5. Resist physically
Physical resistance should be used only as a last resort. Go for the EBE's eyes (if they have any) - you will not konw what its other, more sensitive areas are.
(one of my awesome birthday presents)
How to Foil a UFO Abduction:
1. Do not panic
The extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may sense your fear and act rashly.
2. Control your thoughts
Do not think of anything violent or upsetting - the EBE may have the ability to read your mind. Try to avoid mental images of abduction (boarding the saucer, anal probes); such images may encourage them to take you.
3. Resist verbally
Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.
4. Resist mentally
Picture your enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.
5. Resist physically
Physical resistance should be used only as a last resort. Go for the EBE's eyes (if they have any) - you will not konw what its other, more sensitive areas are.
Saturday, January 13, 2007
The Birthday Circuit
As Jonathan puts it, I'm finally done 'milking my birthday'. Okay, okay, is 3 parties really excessive? 25th is a big one, right? =)
Anyway, my cake with the family consisted of strawberries, and general Chinese bakery yummy-ness. My sister said I'm almost 30, which is so not true. I think my friends would agree that mid-20s last until 29, at least.
The birthday dinner with friends in GTA was at the Pickel Barrel at Yorkdale. Even though I made reservations and confirmed 2 days before, they still made us wait for 40 minutes before we were seated. We got free appetizers and desserts out of it though, so I guess that's okay. In general it was great to see how different groups of my friends can mingle, and really how much we all have in common (besides knowing me!). Good food, massive portions.
Last night was Part III of the birthday celebrations, and I had a potluck with my friends here in Windsor. LOTS of food, really excellent stuff. It was mostly girls, but Jonathan wasn't complaining about that. I guess the company of so many women was well worth the barbecuing duties he had. He also entertained us with his newly acquired Dance Dance Revolution skills. What a guy. ;)
Anyway, my cake with the family consisted of strawberries, and general Chinese bakery yummy-ness. My sister said I'm almost 30, which is so not true. I think my friends would agree that mid-20s last until 29, at least.
The birthday dinner with friends in GTA was at the Pickel Barrel at Yorkdale. Even though I made reservations and confirmed 2 days before, they still made us wait for 40 minutes before we were seated. We got free appetizers and desserts out of it though, so I guess that's okay. In general it was great to see how different groups of my friends can mingle, and really how much we all have in common (besides knowing me!). Good food, massive portions.
Last night was Part III of the birthday celebrations, and I had a potluck with my friends here in Windsor. LOTS of food, really excellent stuff. It was mostly girls, but Jonathan wasn't complaining about that. I guess the company of so many women was well worth the barbecuing duties he had. He also entertained us with his newly acquired Dance Dance Revolution skills. What a guy. ;)
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